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sleep time in office

2011-04-20T11:38:00.000-07:00

MOST UNIQUE IN THE WORLD

2011-04-19T12:02:00.000-07:00

33. Wooden Gagster House (Archangelsk, Russia) ashworld4u@yahoo.com

24. The Church of Hallgrimur ( Reykjavik, Iceland)

26. The Museum of Play (Rochester, USA) ash

27. Atlantis (Dubai, UAE)

28. Montreal Biosphere (Canada)

29. Wonderworks (Pigeon Forge, TN, USA) as

30. The Basket Building (Ohio, USA)

31. Kunsthaus (Graz, Austria)

32. Forest Spiral (Darmstadt, Germany)
ashworld4u

The Engineering Life........ .....

2011-04-19T11:49:00.000-07:00

There are 2 people always next to you:
1 - The PM (Project Manager), giving a pleasant smile every time he sees you.

2 - The TL (Team Leader), busy in scheduling work for u .... And busy in his world

In between its you, who struggles with the deliverables and schedule.

The perfect picture is given below...... {Team leader -- U --PM}

SCROLL DOWN:'

............ Go down.......

funny poems

2011-04-19T11:45:00.001-07:00

Roses are red; violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*

Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*

God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*

When your life is in darkness, pray to God
ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray,
you're still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

16 Signs That You Like SomeOne

2011-04-19T11:43:00.001-07:00

16 Signs that you Like Someone

SIXTEEN:
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

FIFTEEN:

You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.

FOURTEEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them.

THIRTEEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.

ELEVEN:

When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.

TEN:
You smile when you hear their voice.

NINE:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

EIGHT:
You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.

SEVEN:
They're all you think about.

SIX:
You get high just from their scent.

FIVE:
You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelve was missing

ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

GREAT SOFTWARE QUOTES!!!!!!

2011-04-19T11:41:00.000-07:00

Each s/w programmer must go thru each of these Quotes: -

Great Software Quotes …. !!!
UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.
--Dennis Ritchie
Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable.
--Ralph Johnson
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
--Fred Brooks
Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.
It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
-Steve McConnell Code Complete
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilisation.
-Gerald Weinberg
The Six Phases of a Project:
Enthusiasm
Disillusionment
Panic
Search for the Guilty
Punishment of the Innocent
Praise for non-participants
Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, 'How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?' Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.
--Steve McConnell Code Complete
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
--Bertrand Russell
No matter how slick (efficient) the demo is in rehearsal, when you do it in front of a live audience the probability of a flawless presentation is inversely proportional to the number of people watching, raised to the power of the amount of money involved.
One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
--Robert Firth
Fifty years of programming language research and we end up with C++?
--Richard A. O'Keefe
C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
--Edsger Dijkstra
You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time.
--(Bertrand Meyer)
(Thoughtful. ..)
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.
--Alan J. Perlis
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
--Bill Gates
The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.
--Tom Cargill
Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.
--Anon
As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn't as easy to get programs right as we had thought. Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I realized that a large part of my life from then on was going to be spent in finding mistakes in my own programs.
--Maurice Wilkes discovers debugging, 1949
I did say something along the lines of "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows your whole leg off."
--Bjarne Stroustrup
It has been said that the great scientific disciplines are examples of giants standing on the shoulders of other giants. It has also been said that the software industry is an example of midgets standing on the toes of other midgets.
--Alan Cooper About Face
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
--Pablo Picasso
If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
--attributed to Norm Schryer
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
--Will Rogers
Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer .
--Fred Brooks, Jr.
As we said in the preface to the first edition, C "wears well as one's experience with it grows." With a decade more experience, we still feel that way.
--Brian Kernighan and Dennis Ritchie
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability --Edsger W.Dijkstra
I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes.
--Dennie van Tassel
Rules of Optimization:
Rule 1: Don't do it.
Rule 2 (for experts only): Don't do it yet.
--M.A. Jackson
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.
--Alan Kay
Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written, and another for which it wasn't.
--Alan J. Perlis
Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand.
--Putt's Law
Copy and paste is a design error
--David Parnas
Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else.
--Eagleson's law
The primary duty of an exception handler is to get the error out of the lap of the programmer and into the surprised face of the user. Provided you keep this cardinal rule in mind, you can't go far wrong.

evolution of legends

2011-04-19T11:37:00.000-07:00

funny ads

2011-04-19T11:36:00.000-07:00

HUMOROUS HRD NOTICE OF A COMPANY

2011-04-19T11:31:00.000-07:00

Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.

1) TRANSPORTATION:
It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.

a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.

c) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

2) ANNUAL LEAVE :
Each employee will receive 52 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee).

- They are called SUNDAYs.

3)   LUNCH BREAK :
a) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.

b) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

c) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

4) SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness.

- If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

5) TOILET USE:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets.

a) There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles.

b) At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the door will open and a picture will be taken.

c) After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.

d) Subsequent pictures will be sold at public auctions to raise money to pay your salary.

6)   SURGERY :
As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs.

- You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact.

- To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

7)   INTERNET USAGE :
All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges

will be deducted from your salary.

- Important Note:         Charges applicable as Rs.20 per minute as we have 4MB connection.

Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.

Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Artistic Garden Animals

2011-04-19T11:29:00.000-07:00

life in yellow

2011-04-19T11:15:00.000-07:00

Japanese sewer system

2011-04-18T12:31:00.000-07:00

These pictures are not of a space station or space ship but of Japanese sewer system

Creative Cushions

2011-04-18T12:28:00.000-07:00

cool looking clocks

2011-04-18T12:26:00.000-07:00

Luminous beings from the depths of the sea

2011-04-18T12:04:00.000-07:00

Nighttime Lights of the World

2011-04-18T12:00:00.000-07:00

Fun with Lighter

2011-04-18T11:42:00.000-07:00

Peter Lippmann Ceative Pictures

2011-04-13T13:13:00.000-07:00

Compose

Toronto’s Smallest House

2011-04-13T12:53:00.000-07:00

This house, located near the intersection of Dufferin Street and Rogers Road is believed to be Toronto’s smallest house. Occupying what used to be a driveway, it’s a one-bedroom, one-bathroom house that sits on a parcel of land 7.25 feet (2.2 metres) wide and 113.67 feet (34.6 metres) long and has an interior area of just under 300 square feet (under 28 square metres).

cute aerial shots from africa

2011-04-13T12:47:00.000-07:00

Michael Poliza nature pictures

The World's Tallest Teen

2011-04-13T12:33:00.000-07:00

The World's Tallest Teen (8 pics)

She is 19 years old but she is the tallest teen in the world. Malee Duangdee is 6 feet 10 inches (208.3 cm)

Fake Movie Extras

2011-04-13T12:28:00.000-07:00

fake extras are used for movie sets

Boy pic

2010-12-07T23:06:00.001-08:00

Cute boy

Snow n songs fot christmas

2010-12-07T23:05:00.001-08:00

Snow n Songs,

Carols n Joys,

Laughter n Love,

Its DECEMBER..

Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!

Merry christmas

2010-12-07T22:56:00.001-08:00

For thy lord

your God had made it possible for u

to see the month of December!

So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!

Wishing u merry x-mas!!

wishing christmas

2010-12-07T21:34:00.001-08:00

In earlier days post cards were sent for wishing Christmas, however now the most common way to do so are email, christmas text messages, and electronic greetings cards.

Mindblowing Pencil Art

2010-08-06T11:02:00.000-07:00

Beautiful colerise pictures

2010-07-08T19:36:00.000-07:00

weird tattooted body

2009-11-14T19:32:00.000-08:00

beautiful animal wonders

2009-11-14T19:28:00.000-08:00

awesome flying camera

2008-07-17T18:52:00.000-07:00

sms messages

2008-02-26T20:16:00.000-08:00

All persons have several weaknesses. But each will have one particular strength.That will overwrite all weakneses.Concentrate on it to succeed..

sms messages

2008-02-22T21:09:00.000-08:00

Life never leaves u empty..
It alwz replaces evrythng u hav lost!
If it asks u 2 put sumthin down..
Its bcoz it wants u 2 pick up sumthng much greater!!

sms cool

2008-02-22T07:19:00.000-08:00

Why We Have So Many Temples
If God Is
EveryWhere?

Ans: Air Is Everywhere. But We Need A Fan
To Feel It.

cool sms

2008-02-22T01:30:00.000-08:00

A nice msg tat i came across...

* Life is beautiful*

Conditions apply..

sardar sms

2008-02-22T01:28:00.000-08:00

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

sardar sms

2008-02-21T06:19:00.000-08:00

Sardar in a B.E campus interview.
"How does an electric motor run?"
Sardar:
"dhuurrrrrrrrrr.."
Interviewer shouts:
"STOP IT"
Sardar:
"dhurr dhp dup dup dup dup"

sms gud one

2008-02-17T05:52:00.000-08:00

Every cigarette smoked reduces life by 30 seconds... Every peg drunk shortens life by 4 mins...
But...
Every ''vijay'' movie reduces his life 3 n 1/2 hours(full length of the film)... So think wisely live well....

trust sms

2008-02-16T05:34:00.000-08:00

Someone asked me what if I broke your trust someday.... I replied, ''Trusting you was my decision & proving me right is your choice."

cool sms

2008-02-16T05:30:00.000-08:00

Love N death are two uninvited guests,
when they wil come nobody knws.
but both do d same work, one takes heart and the other takes its beat...

good morn sms

2008-02-16T05:20:00.000-08:00

When u r in light, every thing will follow u... But when u enter dark even ur own shadow will not follow u...! This is LIFE. GOOD MORNING.

sms india

2008-02-16T05:18:00.000-08:00

NEW IPOs from RELIANCE
RHCL- Reliance Hair Cutting Ltd,

RCRL- Reliance Cycle Repairing Ltd,

RVPL- Rel. Vada Paav Ltd,

RFSL- Rel. Funeral Service Ltd.

sms funny

2008-02-15T00:34:00.000-08:00

Do u want Railway department job? Read fast,

Tea

Coffee

Tea

Coffee

Tea

Coffee

Tea

Coffee

"Ok u r selected.............

valentine sms

2008-02-13T22:23:00.001-08:00

Never search happiness in others which will make u feel alone, srch it in urself, u'l feel hpy even wen u r alone, Proud to be single...anti-valentines day :-)

friendshipsms

2008-02-11T19:18:00.000-08:00

Life is a railway station in which love is a train,Itll come n go at any time...But friendship is the track itll be forever..

goodnite sms

2008-02-11T19:16:00.000-08:00

A raindrop may look too small but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall.An sms seems too small but a sending heart remembers U a lot.. Gud Nit.

sms jokes

2008-02-11T19:11:00.000-08:00

Importance of Thumb: Babies use it 4 chewing .Iliterate use it 4 sign,Winners use it 4 victory & my fans use it 4 reading my msgs. Oh! u too? Thanks!

nice sms

2008-02-09T07:36:00.000-08:00

The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!

sms jokes

2008-02-09T07:30:00.000-08:00

Importance of Thumb: Babies use it 4 chewing .Iliterate use it 4 sign,Winners use it 4 victory & my fans use it 4 reading my msgs. Oh! u too? Thanks!

sms fum

2008-02-09T07:22:00.000-08:00

When you think 'NOT NOW',
Success becomes 'NEVER'...
But as soon as you think 'WHY NOT NOW', Success surely will become 'YOURS'.

sms jokes

2008-02-09T07:20:00.001-08:00

Try Understanding instead of being Understood..Patience will achieve more than FORCE ! Big TALK doesnt make a big man but a big HEART Does..

smsjokes for mobiles

2008-02-09T07:17:00.000-08:00

He Who drinks gets drunk,He Who gets drunk goes 2 sleep,He Who goes 2 sleep does not sin,He Who does not sin goes 2 heaven,SO LETS AL DRINK AND GO 2 HEAVEN ;-)

smsjokes

2008-02-09T07:15:00.000-08:00

_______________
IMPORTANT NEWS
"""""'''''''''''''''""""""""""

MY
HEART
FOR
SALE........
100% Discount

PLEASE inform To Your girl Friends....

coolsmsjokes

2008-02-09T06:54:00.000-08:00

How to avoid bad dreams at night...?

simple

dont remember ur face before sleep..and remember my face for sweet dreams.. Try it tonight..

sms cool

2008-02-08T01:49:00.001-08:00

"Delay" is the enemy of efficiency, "Waiting" is the enemy of utilisation. So, Don't delay anything & Don't wait for anything -
GOOD MORNING n gud day !

sms jokes

2008-02-07T23:57:00.000-08:00

Life Is"five"star

1st Star Is
" 10 th girl "

2nd Star
" 12 th girl "

3rd Star Is
"college girl"

4th Star Is
"wife"

And
Top Star Is
"wife sister"

sms trivial

2008-02-07T22:03:00.001-08:00

Q : What is d height of PATIENCE, BRAVERY, n LAZINESS together?

A :Shittin at d c-shore and waitin for TSUNAMI to wash your Ass..

sms trivial

2008-02-06T22:02:00.000-08:00

A 992 I
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2m2 pni992
! 2iHT 9>Iil

pls dnt erase!
its realy interesting! Look at this msg in the mirror. its true . good mrng

sms love

2008-02-06T19:51:00.000-08:00

Advantages of not having a LOVER:-

1.Save time
2.Can sleep well
3.Dnt hav 2 bother abt missd cals
4.Dnt hav to worry abt how u luk
5.No sms in middle of nite
6.No need to recharge twice a month
7.Can sight n talk with all gals/guys
8.Go anywhere wit any1 9.u can go 4 dateings wit whom ever u want 10.Imp of all, u can fwd dis msg....

sms fun

2008-02-06T19:47:00.000-08:00

Ocean full of
syllabus

River full of
questions

Bucket level we
study

Mug level we answer
&
Marks come like DROP

then why to STUDY!

Lets Enjoy ...

birds at cages

2008-02-06T19:38:00.000-08:00

Freedom at disguise

sms jokes

2008-02-06T19:32:00.001-08:00

Either walk as lf u rule the world
Or
walk as lf u dont mind who the hell rules the world!!

That's the "ATTITUDE" which
Rocks ur life...

2008-02-06T19:17:00.000-08:00

2008-02-06T19:15:00.000-08:00

innovative umberralas

2007-11-15T17:27:00.000-08:00

a to z of street painting

2007-10-24T18:25:00.000-07:00

weird house- furniture hanging on wall

2007-10-07T10:21:00.000-07:00

cool pictures

2007-10-03T18:15:00.000-07:00

cool ideas with potato

2007-09-25T18:50:00.000-07:00

top 25 unforgetable billboards

2007-09-16T18:32:00.000-07:00

freaky condom ad

2007-09-15T11:36:00.000-07:00

creative vegetables

2007-09-14T09:54:00.000-07:00

awesome dubai projects

2007-09-12T11:36:00.000-07:00

The highest railway in the world

2007-09-11T09:53:00.000-07:00

The pan-Himalayan line climbs 5 072m (16 640ft) above sea level and runs across Tibet's snow-covered plateau, providing a controversial link between Beijing and Lhasa. The photography below is some of the first to be seen of this railway, which was completed in October, 2005.

Enroute to lhasa

Embarking for the return journey.

Near Naqu.

The Yellow River southwest of Lanzhou.

Near Baiyin.

Lhasa railway station.

The monument marks the source of the Yangtze River.

Grasslands near Lhasa.

Bridge in Gansu province.

sexy Mouse designs

2007-09-10T11:30:00.000-07:00

weird looking statues

2007-08-24T18:23:00.000-07:00

Day and night at one time(most amazing photo taken from space)

2007-08-23T11:08:00.000-07:00

Highest escalator in the world

2007-08-22T17:29:00.000-07:00

These ads speaks themselves

2007-08-20T11:15:00.001-07:00

weird ar t

2007-08-12T18:36:00.000-07:00

girls gone wild under water

2007-08-11T17:05:00.000-07:00

creative cakes (season 2)

2007-08-07T08:19:00.000-07:00

creations made from water bottle

2007-08-06T07:45:00.000-07:00

finest paintings you will ever see

2007-08-05T18:44:00.001-07:00

creativity shoe ads

2007-08-05T03:40:00.000-07:00

Freaky Kitchen

2007-08-03T12:28:00.000-07:00

Gorgeous antartica

2007-07-27T12:46:00.000-07:00

Creative cakes(new series)

2007-07-26T12:09:00.000-07:00

Creative advertisements

2007-07-25T12:36:00.001-07:00

Illusive paintings (new series)

2007-07-25T11:55:00.000-07:00

Creative face painting pictures.

2007-07-24T11:57:00.000-07:00

Top 7 Most Powerful Supercomputers in the World

2007-07-21T12:35:00.000-07:00

original content is at http://www.cynical-c.com/?cat=67

thanks cynical

our site will post good content...from variety of sources..

awesome flares

2007-06-12T11:41:00.000-07:00