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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
sms messages
All persons have several weaknesses. But each will have one particular strength.That will overwrite all weakneses.Concentrate on it to succeed..
Friday, February 22, 2008
sms messages
Life never leaves u empty..
It alwz replaces evrythng u hav lost!
If it asks u 2 put sumthin down..
Its bcoz it wants u 2 pick up sumthng much greater!!
It alwz replaces evrythng u hav lost!
If it asks u 2 put sumthin down..
Its bcoz it wants u 2 pick up sumthng much greater!!
sms cool
Why We Have So Many Temples
If God Is
EveryWhere?
If God Is
EveryWhere?
Ans: Air Is Everywhere. But We Need A Fan
To Feel It.
sardar sms
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Thursday, February 21, 2008
sardar sms
Sardar in a B.E campus interview.
"How does an electric motor run?"
Sardar:
"dhuurrrrrrrrrr.."
Interviewer shouts:
"STOP IT"
Sardar:
"dhurr dhp dup dup dup dup"
"How does an electric motor run?"
Sardar:
"dhuurrrrrrrrrr.."
Interviewer shouts:
"STOP IT"
Sardar:
"dhurr dhp dup dup dup dup"
Sunday, February 17, 2008
sms gud one
Every cigarette smoked reduces life by 30 seconds... Every peg drunk shortens life by 4 mins...
But...
Every ''vijay'' movie reduces his life 3 n 1/2 hours(full length of the film)... So think wisely live well....
But...
Every ''vijay'' movie reduces his life 3 n 1/2 hours(full length of the film)... So think wisely live well....
Saturday, February 16, 2008
trust sms
Someone asked me what if I broke your trust someday.... I replied, ''Trusting you was my decision & proving me right is your choice."
cool sms
Love N death are two uninvited guests,
when they wil come nobody knws.
but both do d same work, one takes heart and the other takes its beat...
when they wil come nobody knws.
but both do d same work, one takes heart and the other takes its beat...
good morn sms
When u r in light, every thing will follow u... But when u enter dark even ur own shadow will not follow u...! This is LIFE. GOOD MORNING.
sms india
NEW IPOs from RELIANCE
RHCL- Reliance Hair Cutting Ltd,
RHCL- Reliance Hair Cutting Ltd,
RCRL- Reliance Cycle Repairing Ltd,
RVPL- Rel. Vada Paav Ltd,
RFSL- Rel. Funeral Service Ltd.
Friday, February 15, 2008
sms funny
Do u want Railway department job? Read fast,
Tea
Coffee
Tea
Coffee
Tea
Coffee
Tea
Coffee
"Ok u r selected.............
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
valentine sms
Never search happiness in others which will make u feel alone, srch it in urself, u'l feel hpy even wen u r alone, Proud to be single...anti-valentines day :-)
Monday, February 11, 2008
friendshipsms
Life is a railway station in which love is a train,Itll come n go at any time...But friendship is the track itll be forever..
goodnite sms
A raindrop may look too small but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall.An sms seems too small but a sending heart remembers U a lot.. Gud Nit.
sms jokes
Importance of Thumb: Babies use it 4 chewing .Iliterate use it 4 sign,Winners use it 4 victory & my fans use it 4 reading my msgs. Oh! u too? Thanks!
Saturday, February 9, 2008
nice sms
The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
sms jokes
Importance of Thumb: Babies use it 4 chewing .Iliterate use it 4 sign,Winners use it 4 victory & my fans use it 4 reading my msgs. Oh! u too? Thanks!
sms fum
When you think 'NOT NOW',
Success becomes 'NEVER'...
But as soon as you think 'WHY NOT NOW', Success surely will become 'YOURS'.
Success becomes 'NEVER'...
But as soon as you think 'WHY NOT NOW', Success surely will become 'YOURS'.
sms jokes
Try Understanding instead of being Understood..Patience will achieve more than FORCE ! Big TALK doesnt make a big man but a big HEART Does..
smsjokes for mobiles
He Who drinks gets drunk,He Who gets drunk goes 2 sleep,He Who goes 2 sleep does not sin,He Who does not sin goes 2 heaven,SO LETS AL DRINK AND GO 2 HEAVEN ;-)
smsjokes
_______________
IMPORTANT NEWS
"""""'''''''''''''''""""""""""
IMPORTANT NEWS
"""""'''''''''''''''""""""""""
MY
HEART
FOR
SALE........
100% Discount
PLEASE inform To Your girl Friends....
coolsmsjokes
How to avoid bad dreams at night...?
simple
dont remember ur face before sleep..and remember my face for sweet dreams.. Try it tonight..
Friday, February 8, 2008
sms cool
"Delay" is the enemy of efficiency, "Waiting" is the enemy of utilisation. So, Don't delay anything & Don't wait for anything -
GOOD MORNING n gud day !
GOOD MORNING n gud day !
Thursday, February 7, 2008
sms jokes
Life Is"five"star
1st Star Is
" 10 th girl "
2nd Star
" 12 th girl "
3rd Star Is
"college girl"
4th Star Is
"wife"
And
Top Star Is
"wife sister"
sms trivial
Q : What is d height of PATIENCE, BRAVERY, n LAZINESS together?
A :Shittin at d c-shore and waitin for TSUNAMI to wash your Ass..
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
sms trivial
A 992 I
Y9>INOM
2m2 pni992
! 2iHT 9>Iil
Y9>INOM
2m2 pni992
! 2iHT 9>Iil
pls dnt erase!
its realy interesting! Look at this msg in the mirror. its true . good mrng
sms love
Advantages of not having a LOVER:-
1.Save time
2.Can sleep well
3.Dnt hav 2 bother abt missd cals
4.Dnt hav to worry abt how u luk
5.No sms in middle of nite
6.No need to recharge twice a month
7.Can sight n talk with all gals/guys
8.Go anywhere wit any1 9.u can go 4 dateings wit whom ever u want 10.Imp of all, u can fwd dis msg....
sms fun
Ocean full of
syllabus
syllabus
River full of
questions
Bucket level we
study
Mug level we answer
&
Marks come like DROP
then why to STUDY!
Lets Enjoy ...
sms jokes
Either walk as lf u rule the world
Or
walk as lf u dont mind who the hell rules the world!!
Or
walk as lf u dont mind who the hell rules the world!!
That's the "ATTITUDE" which
Rocks ur life...
